Yucca

Cut up the eight lemons and eight limes. Put them into a Tupperware bowl. Add the vodka and the sugar, and fill the rest of the bowl with ice. Put on the lid of the Tupperware and duct tape it good! Put a towel around the bowl and duct tape it firmly in place. It is best to do this with about eight people. Shake the bowl vigorously for an hour. You will need more than one person, as it does get tiresome. But at the end of all this hard work and turmoil, you have a drink that taste just like lemonade, and it actually is straight vodka!