The Pumpkin Smash

Mix some red and yellow food coloring into the peach schnapps to make it orange. This gives you the "Essence of the Evil pumpkin". Then make some of the lime juice red, with the red food coloring. This gives you the "Virgin Blood". Then pour 1/2 oz. of the "Essence of the Evil pumpkin" into a shot glass. Fill 1/4 with the Irish cream (the "Milk of the three day dead goat"). Finally put a few drops of the "Virgin Blood" into the shot and top it off with the soda ("Bubbling Water"). Slam the shot down, smash the evil pumpkin and drink.