Sex In A Shot-glass

This makes exactly one shot. First you take the 151 Proof Rum and 7-Up and mix them together in a shot glass. Then take a pinch of salt and put it in the shot glass. Then take an un-used non-lubricated condom and stretch it over the top of the shot-glass. Poke a hole in the tip of the condom to make a nipple. Make sure it is tight and then tip it over and suck the contents through the hole.